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Tarot & Witchcraft ~ with author, Amythyst Raine

Nebraska Women

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This was sent to me by a dear friend and one of my coven sisters– I had to pass it on to you.  In our case, this is so true!  Nebraska women are tough little nuggets.  I laughed till I cried.  ;P

Subject: Nebraska Women

There were three guys.

(Isn’t that how all the stories
start?)

The first man married a woman from KANSAS.  He told her that she was to do the dishes and the house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from IOWA.  He gave his wife orders that she was to do the cleaning, dishes and cooking.  The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.  By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from NEBRASKA.  He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.  He still has some difficulty when he urinates.

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Author: Amythyst Raine

Witchy, Pagan, Personal Stuff Amythyst Raine is an author; a professional tarot reader; the mother to 7 magickal individuals; a major procrastinator; Crazy-Cat-Lady; and chocoholic. She writes books on witchcraft, the tarot, and Feminine Spirituality (published by Labyrinth House, Moon Books, and Dodona Books). She's an avid blogger; a pagan activist; a holistic healer through crystals and stones-- by means of crystal grids and chakra balancing. Amythyst offers Spiritual Psychic Consultations using tarot cards and the art of intuitive reading. If you'd like a personal reading with her, visit her tarot website at: http://tarotreadingswithamythystraine.blogspot.com "Every Cat Has a Tale" is her Personal-Blog-Spot, which includes everyday life and its dilemmas, as well as victories, memoirs, opinions, along with inspiration for mundane life, with personal photos and videos. http://everycathasatale.blogspot.com "Magickal Connections" is her witchy, pagan, booky BlogSpot. http://wytchymystique.com "The Witch's Corner" is her very popular witchy pagan website full of witchy pagan stuff. http://amythystraine.blogspot.com

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