Bloopers & Outtakes ~ video!

This video includes uncensored outtakes.  Because of my usually gentle demeanor, people seem to be shocked when I cuss, but once in a while I do, twice in this video.  If this offends you, don’t watch it.  You have been dutifully warned.
Links to me:
THE WITCH’S CORNER ~
http://amythystraine.blogspot.com
MAGICKAL CONNECTIONS ~
http://wytchymystique.com
THE TAROT PARLOUR ~
http://tarotreadingswithamythystraine.blogspot.com

 
 
 

Nebraska Women

This was sent to me by a dear friend and one of my coven sisters– I had to pass it on to you.  In our case, this is so true!  Nebraska women are tough little nuggets.  I laughed till I cried.  ;P

Subject: Nebraska Women

There were three guys.

(Isn’t that how all the stories
start?)

The first man married a woman from KANSAS.  He told her that she was to do the dishes and the house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from IOWA.  He gave his wife orders that she was to do the cleaning, dishes and cooking.  The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.  By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from NEBRASKA.  He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.  He still has some difficulty when he urinates.

Whirly Gigs & Spinning Rooms– and no, it wasn’t an allergy

I had a dentist appointment last Thursday, nothing major, routine stuff and some work.  The thing is that I have positional vertigo which is set off by moving my head in ways it no longer should go to insure my well being– like back, waaay back, lying low in the dentist’s chair.  I’ve been staggering around dizzy as a jay-bird for three days after this appointment.  And to top it all off, the pretty little dental hygienist who thought she was suffering early spring allergies, was not.  She had a cold, and I can most definitely verify this for her, because she gave it to me.